Please stand behind the line

Please stand behind the line

In order to make sure that all the guests are cooperating with castmembers, the Festival of Fantasy parade now wheels along this fire-breathing monster at the beginning.  It whacks small children who cross the line. Just kidding. (This is why Disney will never really hire me.) Photo credit goes to David Punch, shared by Disney … Continue reading

Princesses on parade

Princesses on parade

Disney dressmakers have been hard at work, making costumes for…12 inch people. D23.com released images of the new Aurora dolls in the limited edition series of princesses and princes.  With mind-numbing attention to detail, the designers decked this dress with rose-colored rhinestones, rose embroidery, rose jewelry, and a rose crown on the gold-threaded hair. And … Continue reading

Bear Necessities

Bear Necessities

Disney has cast the cutest kid ever for the new Jungle Book movie.   This kid is so adorable, he makes penguins look like rats.  He’s so charming, Snow White just left home.  That face is so perfect, I’d buy a forever stamp of him and then never ever use it (this is the true … Continue reading

Sexified Disney

It’s true, Disney has been on a whole “You don’t need a man” kick lately with Frozen and Brave, but apparently you still need to be a sexy size 0. With a new release of Villain products, Disney has decided to give a new look to some of our favorite evil-doers. Rather than showing off … Continue reading

Jack Came Back

Jack Came Back

Will n Lizabeth had problems of their own He’s on the Flying Dutchman, so they can’t make a home They named their first son after their dead friend But then Jack showed up and crashed the christenin’   Yes, Jack came back the very next day Jack came back They thought he was a goner but … Continue reading

Proper cast iron skillet care

Proper cast iron skillet care

There are so many things that Gothel didn’t teach her daughter. If Rapunzel had had access to the internet, she would have known that it’s essential to dry your cast iron skillet immediately after rinsing.  This life lesson is brought to you by the wise people at HuffPost

Masters Degree in DizCoz

Masters Degree in DizCoz

So you got a mermaid outfit at Party Central for Halloween this year?  That’s cute. You may be vintage, but you’ll never be dressed-up-as-thumbelina-including-weird-hair vintage. I don’t always go into the jungle.  But when I do, I get rescued by flying men in loinclothes. Ryoko-demon‘s Disney cosplay is truly at a Sensei-white belt-virtuoso-master level.  I mean, … Continue reading

It’s always cooler in Japanese, too

In keeping with Disney’s new tradition of releasing trailers that give absolutely no information, the English trailer for this winter’s Big Hero 6 is a boy playing with Stay Puff Marshmallow Man’s friendly little brother.  If you saw Maleficent on opening weekend (you did see Maleficent on opening weekend, didn’t you?) you might have been surprised and confused, … Continue reading

Summer Reruns

Summer Reruns

You shouldn’t be stuck watching old King of Queens reruns when there are so many good things on Netflix this summer. This includes THREE pirate flicks:  Jake and the Neverland Pirates has new episodes for the young; the Muppets Treasure Island sets sail for the young-at-heart; and the long-awaited Pirate Fairy movie (pirate – and fairy – … Continue reading